Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
Birthday Gifts
A mother had 3 sons. They each wanted to impress her with a fantastic gift for her 75th birthday. The oldest bought her a beautiful mansion.But she said,"I only live in one room, but I have to clean the whole house!"
The second son bought her a convertible, and hired a chauffeur for her. He was sure she would be pleased, but she said, "I don't like to go out, and the chauffeur is rude!"He knew her eyesight had been failing, so for years he had been planning a gift for her. He had bought a parrot and taken it to a monastery. He paid the monks $100,000 a year to train the parrot to memorize Scripture and recite it.
Now, after 10 years, the monks had announced the parrot was ready. He knew the whole Bible and could recite any verses when given the reference. The son had the parrot delivered to his mother's doorstep, and waited to hear her response.
She was immensely pleased.
Now, after 10 years, the monks had announced the parrot was ready. He knew the whole Bible and could recite any verses when given the reference. The son had the parrot delivered to his mother's doorstep, and waited to hear her response.
She was immensely pleased.
She said," You, of all my sons, know where my heart is and what would please me. Thank you so much. The chicken was delicious!"
Monday, November 3, 2008
Novelties
In fact, I'll probably slow down on posting because the on/off button on my camera broke. I'm addicted to picture-taking, so I don't know what I'll do!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Ginger Carrots
Friday, October 17, 2008
Rental Wanted
"Wanted to rent by Senior lady. Small house or cabin, prefer acreage, must have no neighbors or neighbors with references. No next door dogs or roosters. Prefer landlord who lives in Saudi Arabia and likes pets. Must be reasonably priced."
How's that for the perfect renter? I wonder how many responses she'll get?!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Thanksgiving visit
Monday, October 6, 2008
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